Nicht vorenthalten möchte ich allen geplagten Freelancern das Original zu den Kunden aus der Hölle:
Kostpröbchen gefällig?
Client: “Can you click the picture?”
Me: “No. What do you want it to do? Enlarge?”
Client: “No, I just want to click it.”
Me: “But when you click it, what do you want to happen?”
Client: “I just want to be able to click it.”
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Me: “So what’s your budget?”
Client: “Well we are well known amongst all the Russian billionaires so there is great potential for you to get your name out there by doing this project for free. Also I am a direct descendant of Genghis Khan.”
Danke an Melody für den Tipp via Texttreff!
